Boost your roots... YIKES!

For those of you who don't know me, I can typically be picked out of a crowd by my (clear throat) “boys” and for my sometimes crazy hair. I LOVE funky hair and though I am an old lady, my hairstylist, Sir Charles is clearly not. When I first met him he said, “Honey… I know what you want! I’m gonna make you look FIERCE!!!” ... and fierce I am!  He’s a great guy and always makes me feel like a hot, young chick while I’m in his chair; he’s not bad on the eyes either guys; and I DO mean guys.

I always complain because my hair is so thin and it takes me a long time to style so I bought something yesterday called “Root Booster”. This morning, I followed the directions and sprayed it directly onto my roots while my hair was damp then proceeded to blow dry my hair upside down. When I lifted my head & looked in the mirror… I had so much hair that I scared the crap out of myself!!! I spent more time trying to tone it down than it normally takes my thin hair to style. Lesson learned…
I was thinking however… can you imagine how cool it would be if there was a root booster that was digestible? I could turn a lame burger patty into a quarter pounder… or penne pasta into manicotti shells! It’s really too bad that I didn’t know about this product at the beginning of the summer… maybe it could have helped my poor hubby’s tomato garden this year! God bless him though; he tries!  Guess it's a good thing that I'm a magician with various products on my refrigerator door because although there are so many tips & tricks of the trade; there clearly are no magic root boosters!

As for the root booster & me… that relationship is over. I think I’ll send it to my brother, Tommy; he needs it MUCH more than I do!